I have a chaotic room. I spend the greater part of my energy on the web. I have private shit on my mobile phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I am crazy about 1 people.
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Be grateful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
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Girl, you better have a license, because you are making me crazy!
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
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If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
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Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
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I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
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Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
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If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
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I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
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I do not go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
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I am 99.9% sure he doesn’t like me. But it’s the 00.1% that keeps me going.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
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People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted
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I don’t talk to myself, I talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why I smile all the time..
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When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
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I have been thinking. I know, it scares me too.
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I have not lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
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m I the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
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Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch.
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I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy.
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I am not crazy, I’m just special.
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Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet.
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Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
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A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
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If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
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Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
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Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
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Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
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You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic.
