The best nicknames are usually the ones people do not know they have.
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The longest 5 minutes are the last 5 minutes of a lecture while the shortest 5 minutes are the last 5 minutes of an exam.
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Some people are perfect in being FAKE then being REAL
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Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
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HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.
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I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
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Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
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Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
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Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
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I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
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ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
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Let’s learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.
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An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt.
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About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
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You want to come in my life, the door is open. u want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Do not stand at the door, u are blocking the traffic.
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If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
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Hearts know things that the eyes do not see and feel things that the mind can not understand.
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Never be fooled by what u see on the outside, because on the inside it’s often a different story.
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You see a person’s true colors when u are no longer beneficial to their life.
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Please do not talk to me, I get attached too easily.
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LOVE is when I can not pay attention in class because of I am too busy writing her first name with my last name.
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Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless
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Money cannot buy friends but u can get a better class of enemy.
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The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever.
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I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
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STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I will
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Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
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People wanna see you doing well but not better than them.
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When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss u.
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My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
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Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
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We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
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For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
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It’s funny how I am good at giving advices to
others but when it comes to helping myself, I
don’t know what to do!!
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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I am jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
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If u are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
