I can drive u crazy without a drivers license.
The best nicknames are usually the ones people do not know they have.
The longest 5 minutes are the last 5 minutes of a lecture while the shortest 5 minutes are the last 5 minutes of an exam.
Some people are perfect in being FAKE then being REAL
Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.
I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
Let’s learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.
An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt.
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
You want to come in my life, the door is open. u want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Do not stand at the door, u are blocking the traffic.
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
Hearts know things that the eyes do not see and feel things that the mind can not understand.
Never be fooled by what u see on the outside, because on the inside it’s often a different story.
You see a person’s true colors when u are no longer beneficial to their life.
Please do not talk to me, I get attached too easily.
LOVE is when I can not pay attention in class because of I am too busy writing her first name with my last name.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless
Money cannot buy friends but u can get a better class of enemy.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever.
I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I will
Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
People wanna see you doing well but not better than them.
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss u.
My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
It’s funny how I am good at giving advices to
others but when it comes to helping myself, I
don’t know what to do!!
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
I am jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
If u are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?