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“Jo pati apni biwi se darte hai,

vo swarg mein jate hai,

aur jo nahi darte unke liye,

dharti hi swarg ke saman hai,”

jinko hum chunte hai,

vo hi hume dhunte hai,

chahe biwi ho ya neta,

dono kaha sunte hai,

kahte hai ki,

ma – bap ke karo ka fal,

santan ko bhugtna hi padta hai,

lekin kabhi -2 iska fal,

damad ko bhi bhugtna padta hai,

BF – tum par bhi devi mata aati hai kabhi btaya nahi tumne,

GF – What

BF – teri profile pic dekhi meine bikhre walo wali,

kal ek dost updesh thok raha tha,

“loha lohe ko katta hai,

hira hire ko kat ta hai,

tabhi piche se aakar use kucte ne kat liya,

kya mosam aaya hai,

har taraf pani-2 felaya hai,

tum bahar mat nikalna,

nahi to aisa lagega ki,

barish hue nahi aur medak bahar aaya hai,

bharat mein bache bornvita se,

mahila fair and lovely se,

purush rajnigandha se kamyab hote hai,

baki deggre vigree sab moh maya hai,